Bryan —They did not know one another as children—

Joselin

Bryan and Joselin first ever in-person hangout.

Testing the isolation-madness by way of home made chickpea & turmeric face mask.

First in-person date at an empty park/ beach in Germantown (Previous dates were all virtual)

Bryan showing off his signature pose. Dear reader: Bryan has stolen Joselins’ shirt every day since this day.

Reader, this is the first smooching pic of maaaaaannnny.

Bryan asks Joselin if she would like to go out on an overnight cabin date. This is how she dressed.

Inside of the cabin // first overnight trip together “abroad” (out of the house, in Maya’s cabin, during the pandemic)

How it started

How it ended

First pandemic-picnic.

Bryan joined Joselin in protesting.

First 4th of July!

Spending Joselins’ 25th birthday together in The Catskills

First time going through the infamous family photo book.

Eleanor hike, completed.

First autumn farm date!

First Halloween!

Galadriel kisses xx

First Barnes N Noble date. As per pandemic guidelines the couple were only allowed to be there for 30 minute intervals.

Book date followed by a hike in Kingston, NY!

Winnakee Trail for the first time!

First Thanksgiving!

Last hike of the 2020 A/W season together.

First Christmas!

Joselin being annoyed by Bryan in the name of Christmas cheer.

First Christmas in Pawling, together. The power went out but a blast was still had!

First very exciting, very thrilling, NYE spent on the couch. Where both losers fell asleep before midnight.

First hike of the New Year!

The beginning of Lucy favoring Bryan over JOSELIN, HER MOTHER.

First Marlboro railtrail hike together. Year 1 down! ✅

Second attempt at their first in-person date spot.

Jos trying to complete Bryan’s request to bend water.

Esopus trail.

Kaaterskills Falls!

First in-person-date at a restaurant!! A real restaurant! *featuring a shirt Bryan stole from Joselin.

Practicing very normal poses for a summer wedding.

Lucy being a traitor.

Lucy being a traitor, AGAIN.

Doggy Daycare aids For 3 Days.

How the dog managed to grab the sink stopper is still a mystery.

This resulted in being one of the most delightful weekends of summer ‘21.

Bryan met another slice of Joselins’ family for the first time.

Bryan introducing Joselin to a cow, at work. Pure romance.

Bryan surprised Joselin for her 26th birthday with a night full of drag queens in Philly.

Celebrating Joselins’ 26th at a Barcade in Connecticut. Joselin introduced many people to Pickle Shots this night.

The most polished these two will ever look, ever.

Two socially anxious people have enough drinks to let go.

First “fancy” date night in the real world.

Second autumn farm trip!

D&D Halloween party.

✨ Car smooches checkpoint before you continue down the timeline ✨

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A very Rocky Horror Halloweenie! Year 2 down ✅

NYC

Rupaul fortune teller machine told Bryan & Joselin that their love was “kismet, giiiiiirrrrrrl.”

Bryan’s first time visiting Joselins’ abuelita in Queens, NY.

Second Thanksgiving together!

Christmas Eve on Long Island.

Second Christmas in Pawling!

Second NYE together

First (of many) plant hauls together.

Second anniversary quest accomplished ✅ Featuring Bryan’s famous pose.

First hike with BOTH pups. Featuring the mustache Bryan tried ( and hated ) for Joselin

Garden fun xx

First time in Vermont together.

Bryan somehow finessed Joselin into Kayaking, despite her not knowing how to swim!

Vermont cows :)

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First time at Woodstock Sanctuary!

🐐 Bryan with goats!

First time spent in a tiny house.

Celebrating Joselins’ 27th birthday complete. ✅

First pottery class together!

First (and last) time having tapas.

Test run for the faire!

First ren faire, complete. ✅

3rd Halloween together! ✅

Introducing: Freddie & Sailor Mercury!

Polaroid Halloween fun!

Mills mansion hike: complete

The last moment before Covid wrecked Joselin (photos take a bit of a nosedive after this, but all is well!)

3rd New Years, complete.

First rollerblading date.

Revisiting the Winnakee Preserve trail.

Easter in Pawling xx

First time working and experiencing the Saratoga Tattoo Convention // 3 year anniversary ✅ safe point.

Salazar trip to CT to see Colin Mochrie & Brad Sherwood perform.

Very first Game bar in Scotland experience.

Photo featuring new friends Heather and Carlos! Taken at John & Colleen’s wedding in Scotland.

Kissing on top of Arthur’s Seat. Joselin was forced to climb to the top by her BIL Daniel Andrew Salazar and has yet to forgive him.

Whiskey tasting in Scotland.

Whiskey tasting in Scotland.

Can you spot us?

Last day in Scotland!

Back in the states and experiencing couple activities that were off limits during the early stages of the Pandemic. Such as Applebees…

& Yum Yum noodle bar!

Joselins’ 28th birthday, celebrated the best possible way. With hard slushies that she could no longer handle.

Less pictures being taken, more doing that whole “living in the moment” thing. Found a random sculpture farm on the road in rural Pennsylvania. Made the most precious birthday moments out of it.

BOSTON!

Surprise!

😼we’re married!

4th Thanksgiving, down. ✅ No pictures of Bryan and Joselin exist for this holiday but here is one of Goose being a lady.

Massachusetts, during Christmas time! Enjoying the lights.

4th Christmas, achieved ✅

New traditions beginning…

A perfect (3rd) NYE for the avid fans of devils lettuce and a well-timed bedtime.

Both Joselin and Bryan have taken less photos in the year 2024. To make up for that here is a picture of Bryan with a butterfly Joselin reared during the summer. Sending lots of love to you. Hope you enjoyed Our Story.